According to the Watchtower, 144,000 is the total number of people who will make it into heaven, and every last one of them will have been a Jehovah’s Witness. These folks (variously known as “the little flock” or “spiritual Israel”) are also the ones that the Bible was written for, and are the only ones… Continue reading The 144,000 vs The Great Crowd

During the 1970’s and 1980’s the government of Malawi required its citizens to purchase an identity card. The wording on the card was such that the citizen was recognized as a member of the single government party. The Watchtower ruled that Witnesses in Malawi could not purchase these cards because it would make them “part… Continue reading The Malawi Scandal

As you might imagine, we get a fair amount of insane email here at RCL, most of which ends up in the bit bucket. The following, however, I found interesting, and I think our readers will as well.   Dear Steve, This is me (yourself) writing to you from the future. Don’t ask how this… Continue reading A Letter From the Future

We interrupt our regular scoffing to bring you this important message from the President of the United States of America: (He’s the one on the left, I think, but it doesn’t much matter, there’s so little difference between them.) I never understood wind. I know windmills very much, I have studied it better than anybody.… Continue reading Trump Tilting at Windmills!