{"id":2740,"date":"2016-03-04T21:10:03","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T21:10:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.smmcroberts.net\/blog\/?p=2740"},"modified":"2016-03-04T21:10:03","modified_gmt":"2016-03-04T21:10:03","slug":"the-dirtiest-article-ever-bring-your-own-shovel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/2016\/03\/04\/the-dirtiest-article-ever-bring-your-own-shovel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dirtiest Article Ever: Bring Your Own Shovel!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Our text for today is from Deuteronomy 23:13-14<\/a>:
\n“A peg [“shovel” Darby<\/a>] should be part of your equipment. When you squat outside, you should dig a hole with it and then cover your excrement. For Jehovah your God is walking about within your camp to deliver you and to hand over your enemies to you, and your camp must be holy, so that he does not see anything indecent in you and turn away from accompanying you.”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>I can just picture the “OOPS!” face of poor Gomer–who did his dooty, but forgot his shovel at home–as Jehovah strides off into the distance declaiming: “Hey! I almost stepped in that! I’m outta here!” And then how all the other Israelite soldiers yell at Gomer as–now unprotected by their war god, “Jehovah of Armies<\/a>” — their enemies swoop down on them with a vengeance and they lose the battle Jehovah had promised to win for them.<\/p>\n

I think Jehovah is right: no one wants to step in poop. I, for one, am so glad that the Almighty included this very important rule in his “perfect and holy” Law. Because, even though my cat knows enough to do this, some people just need to be told everything.<\/p>\n

But worse than stepping in it is to be full of it, which brings me quite naturally to the Watchtower.<\/p>\n

\"Watchtower<\/a>
The Watchtower, hard at work.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The Watchtower has dug up other equally irrelevant (and stinky) old laws from the Hebrew Scriptures and enforced them on their dupes: the Jehovah’s Witnesses — despite their own theology which holds that “Christians are no longer under the Law covenant. (Galatians 3:24, 25; Hebrews 8:8)” Watchtower, Sept. 1, 2005 p. 29<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But they’ve been selective. Very few Witness book-bags that I’ve seen have had a shovel strapped to them for use in case someone has to take a dump while engaged in field service. Yet, strictly following the above law, they all should.<\/p>\n

But let’s return to that ever-persistent “call of nature.” I knew a Witness who would always correct any worldly person who used the phrase “Mother nature.” She would say: “Not ‘mother nature’: God!” So, I guess instead of using the phrase “the call of nature” we should refer to it as “the call of God.” Or, better yet, as good Witnesses always seeking to honor God’s name, and never miss an opportunity for letting it be known, we shall say: “the call of Jehovah.”<\/p>\n

Comedian Steve Allen once wrote about that other, minor call of Jehovah. He said that “pissing against a wall” had to have been one of the worst offenses to the Old Testament God because we read over and over again of how he wants the Israelites to kill everyone engaged in that activity. (See, for example, 1Sam 25:22<\/a> KJV.)
\nI saw a homeless man doing exactly that the other day. He was just lucky the old law has passed away, otherwise if a passing Jehovah’s Witness had seen him he would no doubt have been beaten to death with their poop shovel.<\/p>\n

But here’s another old “passed-away” law that those “faithful and discreet boys” have seen fit to enforce now and again:<\/p>\n

\u00a0According to the Bible at Deuteronomy 22:23-27, an Israelite engaged girl threatened with rape was required to scream. What is the position of a Christian woman today if faced with a similar situation? Is she to scream even if an attacker threatens her life with a weapon?<\/p>\n

According to God\u2019s law an Israelite girl was under obligation to scream: \u201cIn case there happened to be a virgin girl engaged to a man, and a man actually found her in the city and lay down with her, you must also bring them both out to the gate of that city and pelt them with stones, and they must die, the girl for the reason that she did not scream in the city, and the man for the reason that he humiliated the wife of his fellow man.\u201d If, however, the attack took place in a field and the woman screamed and thus tried to get away from the attacker, she was not to be stoned, since she was overpowered and there was no one to rescue her.\u2014Deut. 22:23-27<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Such Scriptural precedents are applicable to Christians, who are under command, \u201cFlee from fornication.\u201d (1\u00a0Cor. 6:18) Thus if a Christian woman does not cry out and does not put forth every effort to flee, she would be viewed as consenting to the violation. The Christian woman who wants to keep clean and obey God\u2019s commandments, then, if faced with this situation today, needs to be courageous and to act on the suggestion made by the Scriptures and scream. Actually this counsel is for her welfare; for, if she should submit to the man\u2019s passionate wishes, she would not only be consenting to fornication or adultery, but be plagued by the shame. There would be shame, not only from the repulsiveness of the experience, but of having been coerced into breaking God\u2019s law by having sex connections with one other than a legal marriage mate.
\n—Watchtower 1964, Jan 15 p. 63<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"\"<\/a>I think what the Watchtower has tried to come up with is the notion that you can derive principles about what God does and doesn’t like based on his “perfect law” in the Hebrew Scriptures. So they pick and choose what seems appropriate from this ancient barbaric law and try to apply it to life in the modern world. But this ends up making them the arbiters of law. That’s a heavy (not to mention presumptuous) responsibility. They’d better be extra discreet and sure about what they’re claiming is God’s law before uttering any pronouncement or enforcing any punishments, don’t you think? Evidently not, though, because they’ve changed their minds about the blameworthiness of silent rape victims several times! (See, for instance, Awake!<\/em> 1993, March 1 p. 4 Myths and Realities of Rape<\/em><\/a>)<\/p>\n

Blaming the victims of rape<\/a> reminds me of how the Watchtower religion treats other innocent victims. Some Jehovah’s Witness women have been counseled not to file a complaint against their abusive husbands because they would be guilty of bringing shame on Jehovah’s name, as well as failing to be “submissive” to their brutes<\/del> husbands. But this attitude should surprise no one who is familiar with the children who are given the same treatment when they are basically told to forgive and forget their abuse at the hands of the pedophile elders<\/a> lurking in their congregations.<\/p>\n

These are all instances of passing the blame onto the victim, and then laying a guilt trip on them. Now, admit it: isn’t that the dirtiest trick you ever heard of?<\/p>\n

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Our text for today is from Deuteronomy 23:13-14: “A peg [“shovel” Darby] should be part of your equipment. When you squat outside, you should dig a hole with it and then cover your excrement. For Jehovah your God is walking about within your camp to deliver you and to hand over your enemies to you,… Continue reading The Dirtiest Article Ever: Bring Your Own Shovel!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.watchtowerhelp.club\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}